9 Things, North Indians think about South India.

1. Every person who belongs to South India is a “Madarasi”

Oh hell. Only persons who are natives of Chennai, formerly Madras are
known as Madarasi, There’s hell lot of difference between a city and
four huge states.

 

2. Only contribution to India, from the South is Idly, Dosa and Sambar.

Stats say the four South Indian states have a place in TOP ten contributing
states to Indian GDP.

3. A fair South Indian is non-existent. Every South Indian is supposed to be black with curly hair.

South Indians might be dark, but most of them have wheatish skin tones.
Good looking people in South India is not a myth. Aishwariya Rai, Tammanah, Asin,
Rekha, Hema Malini are South Indians.

4. Every South Indian is a Rajnikanth Fan.

Not all of us are Rajinikanth fans. Some of us don’t even watch his movies, leave
alone bringing our cities to a standstill to welcome the release of a Rajinikanth movie.
You need to plan a better story next time a Rajini film releases.

5. Tamil Language includes Malayalam, Telugu and Kannada.

If that is so, Hindi Language includes all the North State Languages
like Marathi, Punjabi, Bengali, Gujarati etc. Agreed?

6. Every South Indian are supposed to have name like Ramasamy Subramani Swamy Iyer,
Geetha Krishnan Thirunakarasu. 

Just like traditional names like Usha Devi Singh, Konkana Sen Sharma,  Rabri Laloo Devi
even some South Indian can have some boring traditional names. I said, SOME.

7. Hindi knowing south Indians talk like. ‘Tum idhar aati, toh mai tumko idli khilati’

Hindi knowing South Indians, talk Hindi, the way it is supposed to be.
Might be with some accent errors, but they aisi baat toh bilkuul nahi karti.

8. Idly, Dosa are the only available food items in South India.

We do not eat just idli, sambar, dosa and vadai. We love our thalappakatti biryani,
North Chats, Parathas, International and karaikudi chettinad restaurants.

9. It is manadatory for every North Indian to greet a South India by telling Vanakkam.

 

 

….and every single thing what Northies assume is absolutely wrong.